Security Guard - at my complex

The security guard at my complex stops me yesterday eve and asks me not to drink and slips away. I can see that he is drunk because I am holding a diet coke bottle. Some observations:
1. He is drunk but doing his duty of asking me not to drink - Such workaholism (or workalchoholism?)...(even a coke bottle is not beyond suspicion)
2.Do I look a drunkard in his world? is it my face or his swaying, which in a relativistic world (without inertial frame of reference) make me look like swaying to him? What Einsteinean approach..
3.Can he do his job only when he is drunk (individual potency and nature of work)
4.Is it revenge for something I may have done to hurt his ego in the past? And only a drunkard can get away post saying whatever..
5. Am I drunk? If we set aside how we behave in the external world, are drunkards and insanes different from sanes in an archimedean world?
6. Can any logic (that I am not drunk) be explained to him, when he is beyond rationalism and logical world no longer applies? Is there an illogic that an illogical gets?
..Should kiss his hand next time for making me think..